thoughts on gun control, in quotes, pt 2

"George Martin showed me the cover of a magazine that said, ‘Happiness is a warm gun’. I thought it was a fantastic, insane thing to say. A warm gun means you’ve just shot something." - John Lennon (ignore December 8, 1980)

thoughts on gun control, in quotes, pt 1

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military.

William S. Burroughs (ignore September 6, 1951)

thoughts about climate change, in quotes, pt 1

"Why don’t you write an anti-glacier book instead?’ What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as glaciers. I believe that too.” -Kurt Vonnegut (brother of Honorary President, International Commission of the International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics Bernard Vonnegut)

Totally forgot about Tyson biting off Holyfield's ear

Strange that Mike Tyson tweeted:
  

@holyfield's ear would've been much better with his new BBQ sauce. check it out http://realdealbbqsauce.com #TGIF

So when you buy your bath salts, make sure you have your Real Deal BBQ Sauce!

Rut

Patience is a virtue, but getting things done ASAP trumps all virtuous deeds in my book.