hate speech of Doom

I sppose that my endeavor to eliminate letters can be seen as hate speech if one reads the letter alod preceded by I hate. Or the tone is sch that it means one is not worthy of being addressed eqally.

See the above? Q needs the inverted n! How silly! Why have a letter that cannot stand alone 99.7% of the time? Dylanspeak mst have a rle for the evnt, bt first, I need to address a pet peeve regarding my name. The A is nnecessary and I dislike when people prononce it. Or worse making the wrong y sound. I want to kill when people say Die-lan. Lan is a horrible! No one thinks to call me Lanny as nickname for a reason. Dreadflly I get variations of Dil, which is wrong given the Y is important to me like it is to a lady. A hyphen rather than a maybe the best option for the island effect of Dyl-n almost forces the reader to see how to say my name correctly, bt I'm sre anyone calling me Die-lan wold call me Dildashen which is close to sonding like a foreigner's sex toy.

Jst call me DOOM, I gess, ca-se I'm doomed to endless misprononciations of my given name.