Totally forgot about Tyson biting off Holyfield's ear

Strange that Mike Tyson tweeted:
  

@holyfield's ear would've been much better with his new BBQ sauce. check it out http://realdealbbqsauce.com #TGIF

So when you buy your bath salts, make sure you have your Real Deal BBQ Sauce!

Zombies

Okay, I am not sure what is going on in the world, but a lot of talk on the clutternet of people going nuts after ingesting foreign substances.

Up until today, Bath Salts were supposedly the main suspected culprit for the most infamous "Zombie" attack, but weed was the only thing of note in Rudy Eugene's autopsy...

Strange that the recent string cannibalism and dog eating stories in the news didn't emerge until after President Obama joked about a pit bull tasting better than a hockey mom.

Also strange is that President Obama is one of the most famous stoners, and his campaign is seen as being behind ballot initiatives to legalize weed in many swing states.

I thought Ween Broke up last century

Saw that Ween was broken up, and I thought they were together still? Didn't know much about them aside from Beavis of Butthead fame singing their "push the little daisies" squeal until Dingo Keeler enlightened me as to their names being Gene and Dean.
Dingo was the best man at my wedding and I've not seen him in a decade. Thought of him the other day as I was scraping my floor to Joy Division. Dingo introduced me to lots of music that wasn't bad like Swans amongst other things. Never got into Ween, King Buzzo, or many other things. F*#%emos and the Frogs were good for camp value.
Those were simple times before one thought he'd ever see a headline like: Zombie Apocalypse: Miami Cannibal.

Jokes about cannibalism aren't funny

Sure I read news headlines and such, but I don't hear about the news over the weekend until Monday. Heard a clip of joke from WHCD that made me feel uneasy. Did the President admit to eating people in addition to dogs? I mean with all the people that think he's not born in this country, why give them more fodder?

Of course I am joking about a bad joke, but it is odd that President Obama's campaign is evidently promoting cannibalism, seeing that the infamous Miami Cannibal only had traces of pot in his system.